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christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.
The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.
This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.
Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.
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thebluelip-blondie:

paxamericana:

Happening right now.

yo what the fuck?!
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alonglineofbread:
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fullghettoalchemist:

shit
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deadlifts-and-donuts:

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out


ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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invalidatings:

the-balconyscene:

bandsoffthewalls:

This is the smile of a man who is in love.

AHHHH

THIS IS SO ADORABLE
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buttjaw:

a day to remember 3/5   ↳ neil westfall
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chubbinafatzarelli:

character development
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agentredorange:

lifehackable:

This is so important

i feel sorry for ditching my over 2,000+ followers on drowsystar. 98% believed i was beautiful and sexy.
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pierxe-the-veil:

Mike Fuentes | Pierce The Veil
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iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be less compact, less disc. 
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brxkenpetal:

teasay:

deadly sex accidents

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