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hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

(via ugly)

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radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex, via thedianaco)

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nowgiveusakiss-a:

Maybe if I didn’t have that fucking U2 album I’d have enough space for IOS8 smh

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kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post
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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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(Source: agoodplug, via ruinedchildhood)

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intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

(via geriraesavestheday)

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drarna:

call me old fashioned but i wait until after the third time we’ve had sex before i’ll let you take me out to dinner

(Source: neptunain, via geriraesavestheday)

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ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.